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Agnes. Boldly going nowhere.
Jaime Lannister had been allowed no razor since the night he was taken in the Whispering Wood, and a shaggy beard covered his face, once so like the queen’s. Glinting gold in the lamplight, the whiskers made him look like some great yellow beast, magnificent even in chains. His unwashed hair fell to his shoulders in ropes and tangles, the clothes were rotting on his body, his face was pale and wasted … and even so, the power and the beauty of the man were still apparent.
Catelyn VII “A Clash of Kings”
Courf and Ferre going out for drinks or dinner or something but neither one being entirely sure that it’s a date and then both of them texting Enjolras when they think the other person isn’t looking because “ENJOLRAS ENJOLRAS HELP I THINK I’M ON A DATE WITH FERRE AND I WANT IT TO BE A DATE BUT IDK IF HE WANTS IT TO BE HELP ME” and “Enjolras, I’m out to dinner with Courf and I think it might be a date and I hope it’s a date but I don’t really know how to express that” and Enjolras just drops his head into his hands as he keeps getting their texts because he is not equipped to deal with this and finally he just sends them each a text along the lines of “Just ask him yourself, goddammit. I think you’ll like the answer.”
Enjolras getting radio silence from them until Combeferre bursts into the apartment practically bouncing because “Enjolras, I kissed Courfeyrac and it was glorious and we had dinner and gelato and he asked me if I want to do it again sometime and yes I want to do it again sometime and—” just as Enjolras’ phone starts pinging with excited “HE KISSED ME HE KISSED ME HE KISSED ME” texts from Courfeyrac just start coming in.
Enjolras realizing that while he is very happy for his friends, he’ll probably be the one to get every little detail from one or the other, and that’s a bit of a terrifying thought.
The Hobbit Modern Mafia AU
When the unexpected death of Bungo and Belladonna Baggins brought Bilbo back to Bag End in the middle of his studies in university, he finds out there’s more than just a large amount of money and a really big house waiting for him…
A story in which Bilbo is a mafia boss who knows nothing about mafia (he just wants to finish his education and becomes a writer), while the Durins was a once powerful family but its members now scattered and struggles to live a hard and normal life. Among them, the former leader of the family, Thorin, was approached by Gandalf, who wants to hire some bodyguards for Bilbo because whose better at protecting a mafia newbie than an experienced (former) mafia?
Plot twist: Janine dies at the age of 60, after a long bout with cancer. In her will, she leaves the cottage in Sussex to Sherlock and John, jointly, but with the caveat that they could only accept it if they both lived there.
"I know what kind of man you are, Sherlock Holmes," she wrote in the will. "It’s time to let John know too."